The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
reblogging for the story
He’s bread, Jim.
…That is amazing and omfg the story
Reblog for the comments. We need cream cheese, stat.
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Do you have any fears?
joshy, can we please get married? #youremine #illloveyouforever
Instant reblog..
Tears actually came out of my eyes.
i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it
Obsessed
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